And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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