do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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