Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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