The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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