I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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