"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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