Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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