I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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