id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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