You're my little dorito
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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