So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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