From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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