Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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