Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
