But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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