I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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