shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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