like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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