I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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