his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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