No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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