im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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