so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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