left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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