i just google imaged poop.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
