fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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