Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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