Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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