Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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