I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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