hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
