69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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