Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The power of my boobs compel you
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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