WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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