is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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