wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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