We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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