its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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