Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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