is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
