your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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