btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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