I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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