im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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