this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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