Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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