Just fell off a train. Bad.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have aggressive nipples.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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