gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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