I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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