i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Randomize
