doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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