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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
