I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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