So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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